Whitney Says Things Ain't Poppin' with Bobby

Whitney Houston isn't "Humping Around" or singing "I Will Always Love You" to ex-hubby Bobby Brown. The 45-year-old singer's publicist has issued a statement seeking to put to rest rumors of a romantic reunion between the formerly tumultuous lovebirds. Nancy Seltzer called a report in Wednesday's Chicago Sun-Times "a complete fabrication." The article said Houston and Brown, who divorced in April 2007, were seen in Georgia enjoying an intimate dinner.

Bobby, Whitney has more important things to do than hang out with you, like maybe helping capture Osama bin Laden. >>